tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61994992011-07-08T04:06:44.275-07:00Not everything is Red and Blue...pshenenoreply@blogger.comBlogger331100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6199499.post-30648891965947209482008-05-15T11:56:00.000-07:002008-05-16T10:56:01.683-07:00

MUTOAN AMBIGUOUS ANIMATIONPAINTED ON PUBLIC WALLSAs the unfortunate lapses between my posts show, it sometimes takes something really amusing or interesting for me to add something here. This is the first time I couldn't wait to post something.A coworker turned me on to this video, which is truly one of the coolest things I've ever seen on the Internet. It's called " MUTO " and is a time lapsed,

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"Died in a Blogging Accident"Becoming a Much More Popular Way To GoThe really humorous web comic XKCD had an excellent exercise in irony recently with a self defeating strip. They made a funny reference to the decreasing number of Google hits you will likely get, the more obscure and benign an activity you insert into the phrase, "Died in a *** accident".So, you fill in the blank, you get either

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"PURPLE Haze? More like a GREEN one . . ."I almost got my head stomped on in when I was a teenager, because of those 7 little words. My first day in yet one more new school, someone had warned me to avoid their worst bully, named "Danny". I was only given subtle warnings, such as: "stay away from him", "toughest kid in school", "major druggie", "family problems", "goes into fits of rage",

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"I rear ended the car, trying so hard to read it . . . "Saw an interesting thing on the way to work.A bumper sticker that said "01-09-08 - Bush's Last Day".It was right at a part of the drive where cars tended to cut in front of others vying to get in line for the on ramp to 405 North.A couple of things struck me as interesting. One is the phenomenon where individuals who cannot cope well with

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Portland Mayor Tom Potter, immediately following the revelation the FBI wouldn't grant him top secret clearance he recently "decided he needed".Portland, OR (UFIA) - Just this week, Portland mayor Tom Potter made the groundbreaking decision to be the first in the US to formally withdraw support from the regional FBI anti-terror task force.-He said that if they were unwilling to change the long

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Now, if we could only find some HOT AIR....I went to get a coffee at the local barista, only to find yet one more brochure pandering to the environmentalists that their business adheres to the holier than thou standard of "SUSTAINABILITY". I guess they felt they had no choice, with their competitor, Starbucks, giving the appearance of being the leader in this matter.I definitely don't give them

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You haven't had that more than 4 hours, have you? I don't normally complain about the countless ads for meds that are suppose to help "erectile dysfunction", but a recent commercial really crossed the line.It's the Levitra ad "line", where the man never speaks. Only the non-stop grinning, satisfied woman. Maybe you know which one I'm talking about.Well, until now, the ads have only annoyed me.

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Bailiff! Whack his peepee!"You don't help yourself with other nations when you turn away . . . or when you refuse to deal at length with the United Nations. You have to earn that respect. And I think we have a lot of earning back to do." - John Kerry (1st Presidential Debate, September 30, 2004)Hmmm . . . I wonder exactly what kind of genious, what kind of culture, what kind of "nuance" we can

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Hey Soldier! Yoohoo! Sorry, I know that this basically contradicts the "motto" of the site that "Not Everything is Red and Blue", but this is pretty hilarious...

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Gonna be a star somedaaaaaaay!!! Sorry I've been in absentia for so long. I hope to post more regularly soon.I recently got a new Digitech GNX 4. It's a guitar sound effects pedal with a built in drum kit, 8-track digital recorder and even comes with professional multitrack recording software ... it has everything but the kitchen sink.Here's a basic "loop" I created as my very first experiment

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Don't click that..no...no...DOOOOOOON'T!I was bored, so I recently sent this to one of my network users. The names have been changed, not to protect the innocent but to incriminate anybody with parents cruel enough to give them those names.From: John DoeTo: Joe BlowDate: 12/2/04 3:06PMSubject: NETWORK WARNINGOur scanners have indicated the following high warning level conditions on your computer:

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AMERICA NEEDS TO WAKE UP! Speech by: US Navy Captain Ouimette Executive Officer Naval Air Station Pensacola, Florida America needs to wake up! That's what we think we heard on the 11th of September 2001 (When more than 3,000 Americans were killed) and maybe it was, but I think it should have been "Get Out of Bed!" In fact, I think the alarm clock has been buzzing since 1979 and we have

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Surrender'n Chief? February 19th, 2005 President John Kerry, Addressing the Nation from the White House - My Fellow Americans, I stand before you, humbled. Humbled by the choice you have overwhelmingly made, to elect me, John Kerry, as your newest President of the United States of America. I have decided, in the spirit of one of the few, true Renaissance men, that I will speak from my

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Then I poked him in the tummy and the DoughBoy went, WOOHOO! Example of a Moorism...and why his supporters will NEVER get it. This is an actual quote from Moore's latest "letter to friends": - My favorite moment of the VP debate: Cheney saying to the moderator that this was the first he heard that that many black women in America had AIDS. Clueless. - Now look at the actual quotes from

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Don't bother me... "We have to get back to the place we were, where terrorists are not the focus of our lives, but they're a nuisance." - John Kerry, October 10th 2004 - 1979, Muslims stormed the U.S. Embassy in Iran and took 52 American Embassy staff hostage. - 1982, the U.S. Embassy in Beirut was bombed by Muslim extremists. 163 people were killed, 120 were injured. - 1983, the U.S. Marine

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How Taxes Work I knew we should have asked for separate checks! Let's put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men -- the poorest -- would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1, the sixth would pay $3, the

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Round round get around I get around Yeah Thurs, Sept. 16, 2004 NEW JERSEY - A woman wearing a T-shirt with the words "President Bush You Killed My Son" and a picture of a soldier killed in Iraq was detained Thursday after she interrupted a campaign speech by first lady Laura Bush. Police escorted Sue Niederer, of Hopewell, N.J., from a rally at a firehouse after she demanded to know why her

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A Primer in Democrat logic: (1) The North Vietnamese were actually good guys when Kerry demanded in 1971 that the USA pull out of the Vietnam war and then they were conquered bad guys when Kerry needed a "I’m running for President" war hero record. (2) Our trade embargo against Cuba was wrong when Carter became the first ex-President to publicly contradict a standing Administration’s foreign

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I was watching the John McEnroe show tonight and he was asking a British guest why they “drive on the wrong side of the road”. HAHAHAHAHAHA…ohhhhh…He followed with the comment (that was not questioned by the guest or “sidekick John Fugelsang”) that “look, the whole thing started when the Americans, the Wright Brothers, invented the automobile in 1903…”. WOW. That’s right…then TinTin, Captain

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Flippity floppity CNN oVeR oNe tHoUsAnD ArReStEd ! ! ! - NOPE. That's NOT the headline on CNN. Don't get me wrong. That IS what's happened in the last two days to protesters in NYC, but CNN hasn't heard about it yet, I guess. With the obviously groundbreaking news that over a thousand protesters have been arrested , CNN spent most of the day with their main headline pointing out that Cheney is

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Kerry for Prez? Hah? Fuhgeddabowdit! Tonight kicks off the Republican National Convention. Unfortunately, I missed most of what McCain said, but he was passionate and obviously sincere in his support of Bush. I've already heard pundit Jon Stewart joke he would have to take deep breaths as he "forced" out strained lines of support. I've even heard that pillar of balance and moderation, Janeane

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We need a picture of a Saudi and an Iranian! Pronto! Get the Photoshop boys on it! - I thought this was an interesting juxtaposition of pictures on a FOXNews.com article. They used the same clipart for a Saudi and an Iranian "terrorist". (Saudi's are Arabic and Iranians are not - they're Persian. It's a common misconception). I guess the guy laying out the page thought it looked fine...either

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I'll make the SwiftVets an offer they can't refuse. - A couple of days ago, I wrote a blurb about John Kerry appearing on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. I admit I was a little critical of Stewart, but nothing like the short piece they did on it in the New York Post. - My new theory is that Stewart deliberately acted like he was bumbling his questions to make Kerry look better, not that he

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My bud...Randy Emery This is a shout out to my buddy Randy Emery. Randy is a little disillusioned with politics lately and says it is all "quid pro quo. Everybody is beholden to somebody". He's good comic relief at the office here. And he also recently decided to start his own blog! You can find it here. Here's a good story he passed to me recently: Once upon a time, on a farm... ...in

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Jon Stewart, buddy...we can't thank you enough for what your show has done...(SHHHH...we etend-pray we're impartial-ay)Oh...uh, right...I mean....having me on the show tonight. - I was a little surprised tonight to see the guest on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (aka TDS) as none other than John Kerry! - I say a"little" surprised, because The Daily Show tries to pawn itself off as moderate,

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Anti-Kerry Ads Heat Up Oooooh, I crrrrush your head!-The anti-Kerry group titled "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth" have released another TV commercial against Kerry. I guess their first one hadn't riled up enough people. - Things got even more heated today when Kerry's running mate, John Edwards publicly "called out" President Bush, claiming he could and should "stop these ads". - This is one of

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Fit or Unfit?In a suprise upstaging of the release of the book, "Unfit for Command: Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out against John Kerry", someone hacked today into Barnes and Noble's website and changed the picture of the book cover to read "Fit", instead of "Unfit". -Once it was reported by DrudgeReport.com, it wasn't long at all before B&N fixed it.-For an original screenshot of the page, click

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Bush Kills Salmon!!"the civilized world will not be intimidated...by these evil fishies?" "Bush Kills Salmon" are the words on a picket sign waved at one of many recent protests by Klamath Tribes against Bush's environmental policies. - The story and the picture that first caught my eye was on the somewhat radical website, Independent Media Center. The website and it's moniker says they're "

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I think I saw somewhere that it's also cool to do "pop culture" references on your blog, and I don't want to not be cool, so here goes: I've been laughing so hard for the last 15 minutes, I was literally grateful for the commercial so I wouldn't stroke out. If you want to laugh 'til your head hurts, get the DVD Kevin James - Sweat the Small Stuff (2001) - absafreakinlutely hilarious! (In case you

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Open letter to Michael Moore I recent emailed Michael the following email. Just days afterwards, people from his organization have deluged me with literally DOZENS of icy stares and cold, drawn out silences. I expect very soon that even Michael himself may send me the same treatment...if he accidentally checks his inbox before his pixies filter/delete it. But enough about me...here's an email

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A local paper posted a predictable commentary deriding CBS for not airing the anti-Bush MoveOn.org ad for which the website had held a contest. So Janet Jacson's breast-baring was OK to him, but the declining of anything anti-Bush was not. I responded with an email and copied it to the newspaper story's website page, since it had zero posts at that point. Click HERE for his original commentary

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Subject: October 19th, 2004 (possible future news clip???)... New York - AP 10-19-2004 To date, President George Bush successfully capturing Saddam Hussein, capturing Osama Bin Laden, uncovering thousands of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, and exposing a detailed and plausible conspiracy between Saddam and Osama to set off a "dirty nuke" in downtown New York. But Democratic presidential

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TODAY IS THE DAY SADDAM HUSSEIN HAS BEEN CAPTURED. It's definitely interesting to watch the Democratic Presidential candidates go on TV with utterly constipated looks and saying, "this is a great day for the American people", while all along panicking how this is a horrendous day for their campaigns.

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